Food Review: Hofbrauhaus
A mandatory stop for anyone traveling to Munch is the Hofbrauhaus. You will feel like you took a step back in time when you first enter. Chalices of beer rock back and forth above everyones heads as they serenade each other to various anthems played by the live band. The dinning areas are giant halls with massive tables big enough for the whole extended fam to sit and chug at. The German Polka dancers are tooled up in all the OG business gear and get it poppin’ to help complete the full experience.
I got a tip from a local shred before rolling in about tooling up the schweinshaxe with knödel. A vast departure from the surge of wiener schnitzel everyone had been steadily grindin’ but still a solid look for anyone seeking the full German vibe. So lets get to the bottom of why you really come here, to get faced. The food probably isn’t even that good but by the time it shows up it doesn’t even matter. 1 liter is the minimum size sadat you can get. Hook up a few of those and its game over. Stumble into the gift shop afterwards for a tee or hoodie and then onto the streets of Munich to look for a fight.
I can’t give this place anything on the chin rating because the Hofbrauhaus is the one giving out chins. Even for an infrequent patron it’s an easy double or even a triple chin.
Auf Wiedersehen.
Game faces.
Getting barreled in Germany isn’t as hard as you think.
Smile now.
And the winner is…
The 32 team after a few rounds.
Use these to dilute the multiple liters of beer you will consume.
Everything is a blur but one thing is for certain.
The infamous schweinshaxn with knödel.
Grenier off the meat rack.
What does a guy with restless leg syndrome, a viking and a frog all have in common?
They get started at young age in Germany.
32 holding it down son.
Cry later.
